Thursday, April 10, 2008

Why Is There Yellow Mucus In My Underwear

Piero High Fidelity

- ( Singing) I want to make sense of this meeting, although the meeting did not make sense ...
- not ranked in the top ten in German, that sucks!
- Oh come! Cordon bleu!
- guys get this, saying of the classmate of Prof. *****, the Draft!
- Sampei But going to school? Paying taxes? He had a fishing license?
- (Singin ) refute the rebuttable, together argomentiam
- (Singin ) Refuting the human body, how much we argue
- Ah Rocco do not get it? ( after two seconds ) No, never mind is already water under the bridge
- Scrubs the phone and hide it in Francesca Pino Scotto
- ( tear sheets from the wall ) You should check the walls! ( pissed off for no reason )
- Yes, but not very "arbitrary", this task had sucked a keyword that was not shit! How can you do? Try opening a door with a key that is not there!
- From all do not go to sleep, I took a liter of coffee! As Richard goes home?
- Selene are the one true or you are an unauthorized copy?
- You can not cry watching a cartoon unless it is a cardboard box, then yes. The only time I cried Holly e Benji is when the final and I lost the Muppets tifavo
for them - then this is something guys from Spy Kids. We enter and leave the pipes inside the manhole for the strudel.
- What is the last straw for a rat running in the mountains? Being hit by a snowmobile.
- A distributor that goes to make the full flower child? IP (read with a double P )
- What does a firefighter in a fire? Fine.
- ( arrived in Prague ) Finland seems normandy
here - then you should not affect my religion, I belong to the Finnish Lutheran Church
- (Singin ) Ein, zwei, drei, polizei. Drei, vier, pork d. ..
- (mentions'******) ... well, it was a better shot in the balls that what he said
- The Americans during World War II took the McMenu Gas
- I did not bring the "Kalevala "If you wanted to do evening symphony Finnish
- We can not get there first, if you arrive before we closed, we wait a month and we hunt
- Tell me if you see an ATM switch that stops him and kill him ...
- If you look at every language has a common denominator that is the six
- ... taking into account that women are not free to think, talk, drive and throwing knives ...
- but by how disgusting pigeons eat shit, I once saw a dead pigeon eaten by other birds
- Before I saw a Czech, I stopped so he does not see me. He also had the white cane.
- We are in tune almost as her pussy.
- ( Singing) ... there's a fucking electron a little 'crazy
- Today there was a debate on abortion if not accidentally
- From the quiet, think about Jesus! ( overnight in Prague )
- stand still, olate shit!
- From Kosovo do not, go out of my Czech Republic!
- Girls, silence, a little 'respect! Sssh ... I was washing the tires.
- ( the historical museum, looking at the dodo ) Look, I would have kicked. Seriously, it seems too much like a ball.
- A Czech non- never goes to concerts
- Devil trumpet!
- But you know how sad a deaf-mute Czech?
- If we fight I do passive resistance!
- Now we know this place as our pockets. Back-pocket.
- Who the fuck is the *****? It 's the stand of *****? When the ***** must be invested
you call - But those are serious problems of promiscuity. I admit that I was inspired by Woody Allen.
- Native to the north are so that when they see me lead me to the penguins christmas gift
- Luck is like a stupid idiot
- live art, live artists, live
me - 'make silence, we see that we are better than these objects of male pleasure
- ( SMS by Piero at school at 9.30 am ) of the bitch shit I hope you fucking die
- You can not admit Turkey as well ...
- It 's free teacher? ( After Laura had gone to talk for fifteen minutes )
- ( questioned in physics ) Yes, a post office much

Dialogues:

Prof: You have just enough
Piero: I seemed only a stylistic flaw!

Prof: Why do I always feel this background, Piero?
Piero: I always speak my companions

Prof: We arrived in Napoleon
Piero: No, we are Scipio came to Guarracino

Prof: Piero
propose to look Amistad: No, look is not suitable, better not ...
Prof: It was sarcastic?
Piero: No, it was Sarkozy

Prof: Why Othello kills Desdemona?
Piero: I ate the Ferrero Rocher

Prof: What about the gravitational field?
Piero: A Cock!

Bidella: Urgent! In answering before the morning!
Teacher: Okay, I'm going after the fifth hour!
Piero: Oh but this is no longer the fifth morning

Brizzi: Piero, may all of us something on a trip, bring us something
Piero: Voìo Schei?

Luck: But there was wrote "Method"!
Piero: But if you tell him refutes

Prof: They were two hours in the cold and frost
Piero: In a cave?

Prof: All present today?
Piero: If I need via

Teacher: Louis XVI was beheaded by the decisions taken by the Assembly. The decision was made by a single vote.
Peter: Who was Mastella? Jacques Mastella?

Piero: From 22 to 29 are in Jerusalem
Luck: You know that if you die laughing? Party at the maximum
Piero: We are too!

Luck: Drink this, you are better
Piero: Take it in the ass you're better

Richard: I am the ghost of Christmas past
Piero: I am the ghost of the perfect participle

Stephanie: I love you Peter!
Piero: I do not

Luck: But they sing the whole movie?
Piero: Shit is a musical thing you want to do, saws?

Class: W Prof. Ferrari is the best!
Piero: He said he hates you all

Teacher: How did you go bus?
Piero: The Kentucky Fried Chicken ... er, I mean, with McDonald's, oh heck!

Diana: Maybe apple is dirty!
Piero: I must be racist!

Prof: Alberto, I heard a bad word!
Luck: But now entered the vocabulary Zingarelli!
Piero: But so are gypsies

Luck: It 's like Scrubs with translating "gowns"
Piero: It' s how to translate Simpsons with children Simp

Luck: But you can not offend you for your looks!
Piero: So look!

Helena ( makes a joke) I put in a plate capacitor
Piero: Ah-ah-ah (laughter fintissima )

Stephen: Have you paid the fee?
Piero: No, not because there was a third Martian asleep

Prof: What are you doing standing there?
Piero: disgusting, as well as seats

Prof: (asked not to question) I agree to the request
Piero: But why do you agree?
Prof: I agree but ...
Peter: ... the next time it asks sixteen
Prof: But if you make noise wonder
Piero: Fuck!
Prof: Forewarned ...
Piero: Forewarned.

Prof: They are all compounds of carbon
Piero: Even the hot coals

Prof: Piero, quit you!
Piero: Who?

Prof: "Constant" if you look on the Italian vocabulary is it?
Piero: A present participle ...

Prof: The lines of force exist in reality, you can touch?
Piero: Yes, but exist in reality do not exist in reality