Monday, May 11, 2009

Dickie Bags In Singapore

Hopefully not the last

Hoping is not the last trip of the year:

- ( During the explanation of fascism ) We do not all apples and oranges ...
- ( the end of a long reading ) in Guernica Then we see a horse from the left, a woman, were all going to fuck a woman with child ...
- The myocardium, your cardio ...
- Two physicists: what Gheto qualcossa discovered? Anca mass
- What happens if you put a finger in a glass? Born a magnolia ( nobody laughs). It's funny dogs! (The next day ) So I have improved, what happens if I put a finger in a glass? Born a Manolo ( nobody laughs again). But not just a shit head
- Then there is Jesus in a motorcycle gang. Eora stasis try pe rode ( say the Great Invocation to understand it, NDR)

Prof: Will we see a movie "serious" about
Piero: Then watch "Don Camillo" ( Prof. Piero and then refuse to be offended )

Prof : Have you taken a look at the future and the crepuscular?
Piero: Yes, but just take a look ...
Prof: And the magazines?
Piero: Well in fact I do not know the names ...

Prof: Are contemporary Svevo and Quasimodo?
Piero: Eh ... they were born in 1888 or so.
Teacher: How old were you during the Swabian first world war?
Piero: Winds. No, wait ... thirty. No. .. well, I do not know.

Prof: ( Piero was reading a very low voice, and some did not have the book ) Who has the book did not understand anything
Piero: They could take the book
Prof: Read more from the strong. ( Peter begins to read loudly ) Do not scream!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

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The March of the Killer Piero Piero

- Who is' the president of the world's more childish? Putin
- Fuck fuck but because they may come with coffee and we do not? Now I put myself out there on the grid
- ( if they quit without reason ) Oh but you have the myocardium?
- Kierkegaard was very cheap ... Kierke Card
- ( no reason, in pizzeria ) What was the atomic weight of tungsten? From the cock was a blast
- If I go to the center wins Udinese in Udine drunk

Prof: ... it takes a charismatic leader
Piero: Kaurismatico?

Prof: Piero what you think of Schopenhauer's conception of music?
Piero Bello (not feel), good (not feel), fuck!
Prof: So Piero?
Piero: The Alice did not understand a thing

Luck: You do not know what a joy for me to see you tonight
Piero Piero: You do not know what joy is for me to see myself in the mirror every day

Coradeschi: Prof Piero says that it is more important than me
Brizzi: And women
Piero: Above! And I respect those who have rendered great

Piero: What will become with a degree in theology?
Brizzi: Bah .. professor of religion ..
Piero: I became the same, just two students who rapes

Helena: Piero should drink plenty of water
Piero: No, no, then I rust

Sara: you're a cool Piero
Peter: No, they are more Cambiasso

Sara: I feel
Piero Silvia: Silvia Come? Yes .. LVIA
France: Haha .. Brizzi write write and put it on the blog
Piero: Do \u200b\u200byou feel responsible for the humiliation of my family

Friday, March 6, 2009

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- ( the display of the machine it says " please wait ") But who the fuck you pray? I waited but I also never arrived
- ( a year that does homework for once made them train coming to school ) Madonna who are diligent, Madonna ( convinced ) should make me a statue in bronze lacquered
- Do you know why you surprised Slavs forever? Why have something for you in Serbian
- Francesca you that you're a moral person close to the decency you get angry when I say "indie rock"? So why should not acpisco angry when I say Green Day ( joke to Laura Demetri listening to Green Day )
- ( satire on repeaters for driving ) If we reach ten mouths moving a 500 red. ( laughter, and the teacher complains ) They laugh because they're nice
- Hemoglobin goes around always dressed in black (do not understand and repeats). Hemoglobin goes around always dressed in black (do not understand and repeats). Hemoglobin goes around .... enough.
- (No reason) I mean tell me if I'm not a cool. Look how many years I did ... not to please me, only to tell!

Prof: Young people then let it be silent! ( looking males who are not talking )
Piero: But there is silence as hell ( beyond is another row of desks, ed )

Stefania: (speaks debt double that gave the prof. Michelini) But the worse is it true you!
Piero: But it is a nonsense! It 's like a cripple who goes to the hospital and ask him what you said well, go away!
Corsivo
Brizzi ( thought of a way to do that piss ) Stefania you think Peter is more beautiful or more fun?
Piero: More fun is not it?
Stefania: More beautiful
Piero: How bad str ... but as more beautiful I am nice!
Stephen: No, because you're sexist and hypocritical
Piero: male and I hypocritical? And you say you're Sicilian?

Prof: ... and here Marx is to analyze the capital ...
Piero: What is Rome

Prof: Six of 5C or 5E?
Piero: Do \u200b\u200byou think I have a face 5C? 5E are as Expert and exasperating in a positive sense of course

Rocco: Are these inequations irrational?
Teacher: No I am ... [...]
Piero: Yes indeed I do not know how you allowed to ask something like that!

Teacher: (after a long period of like 30 minutes) What is the only solution then?
Piero: Shoot (pause). But the really sincerely think that anyone here is able to do it?
Debora and Helena: Yes
Piero: bon God I'll pay to drink in life if it's true!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Rhymes To Go On A 4 Year Old Birthday Invitation

Piero is malignant

DEFINED BY PROF. Milan: "A BRONZE CUERTA A 360 ° "

ALSO PIERO E 'IN POSITION TO SHAKE THE CHAIR Parliament as' Her voice is' made of only low frequencies.
the latest addition to' E 'TO BE THE ONE PIANIST PLAYS THE HORN BUT NOT AS READS THE JOKE BUT THE HORN!

* Forni di Sopra One lady told me that having debt and not have that with which to pay them is like not having
* Madonna then the question arises because in Finland, killing the students, because people are serious!
* Show me a bit 'of beautiful things (art book takes ) at least I do not see this shit
* The Americans are five children so two go to jail, he is shot in a ...

Stefania: ********* The young she was beautiful
Piero: What the fuck you say! ( Mad as ever )
Stephen: But it has a beautiful face!
Piero: But what do you want a beard like Brizzi!

Piero (with Prof. ******) I am a stranger to any fall decoration of this class
Helena: But Peter goes there goes there
Piero: It is if you were Finnish lady .. .

Piero: Come on guys enthusiasm!
Prof: What never fails in this class is enthusiasm, but what is lacking is ...
Piero: ... is in fact seriously thought of bringing a little '

Monday, January 19, 2009

Things They Test In Blood Test

NEWS 'BY PIERO PIERO

Here's what he thinks of his favorite film director Aki Kaurismaki :

* Piero writes (19:51):
and 'cool an absurd

* Piero writes (19:51):
and' my life example

* Piero writes (19:52):
and ' a cool
absurd to me if it was in our class have already 'sent to hell all

addition, the prof. Rizzo called it "a wild of grammar."

And these are the latest top:

* I have a great joke. Two cobblestones. One another on, so the next tiriamoci beyond old passing falls. And the other: how did you porphyry
* I hope I have not attacked the low morals or else tomorrow come to school with the State outside
* Guys, great joke. What says a waiter sad? There is no point.
* So it is not possible ( says the delay of the celebrated ), the next time I get on my birthday in the middle of Red Square
* Sara remember to say that to smooth the Divine Comedy Dante used the oil
* (after not know how to use the DVD player's remote control ) Professor, with your permission I wash my hands
* But I say ... because we have to get a book that weighs me in my moments of depression not use it?
* Definition of genius: it is strange stuff, I have a lot of women, always drunk. The great Bergman was married seven times. And Strimberg had three wives and has killed one by mistake.
* ( is doing shit in a question of mathematics ) I feel a bit 'silly

SMALL NUMBER OF JOKES Leaguers ( note to save his reputation, not the League )
* Why are Albanians do not have the national swimming? Why all those who could swim came from here
* How do you persuade Albania to climb a 100 stick? Just tell him that floats
* Discourse between a Communist and a Northern League. The Northern League: the watermelon is the fruit of the League, because outside is green. The communist, but see that the inside is red and watermelon is the most good. And the League: Yes, but inside, and if full of seeds.

Piero: Guys I have a fast line and I have combined a sickness I guess. I do not know makes a mess Executioner.
Brizzi: You have lit a firecracker in your PC?
Piero: We

Coradeschi: It 's a film of '78, have thrown back to the cinema recently remastered
Piero: You have died and 3.4 persons

Prof: Why did The Possibility to give women the vote so late in Switzerland?
Piero: Because They Are more serious

Brizzi: It 's not his fault we're late ...
Piero: Of course it is so useful that you could call his place a ficus plant

Stefania: Piero, but if you do not even know what a player!
Piero: Of course, the one that reads

Prof: So you still have not finished that coffee?
Brizzi: Ah ... so hard ... it was long
Piero: Eh, but she wanted to take the express was late

Prof: How concludes "The Wolf"?
Piero ( about 1 hour without saying anything sensible )
Teacher: Listen, then, you know?
Piero: Absolutely not. ( laughter) I mistakenly forgot

Prof: What Aristotle says about the substance?
Piero: What's in a room

Brizzi: Submit a current hot topic to start a discussion
Piero: Yesterday, I knocked up six girls and want to abort the third and fifth