Monday, January 19, 2009

Things They Test In Blood Test

NEWS 'BY PIERO PIERO

Here's what he thinks of his favorite film director Aki Kaurismaki :

* Piero writes (19:51):
and 'cool an absurd

* Piero writes (19:51):
and' my life example

* Piero writes (19:52):
and ' a cool
absurd to me if it was in our class have already 'sent to hell all

addition, the prof. Rizzo called it "a wild of grammar."

And these are the latest top:

* I have a great joke. Two cobblestones. One another on, so the next tiriamoci beyond old passing falls. And the other: how did you porphyry
* I hope I have not attacked the low morals or else tomorrow come to school with the State outside
* Guys, great joke. What says a waiter sad? There is no point.
* So it is not possible ( says the delay of the celebrated ), the next time I get on my birthday in the middle of Red Square
* Sara remember to say that to smooth the Divine Comedy Dante used the oil
* (after not know how to use the DVD player's remote control ) Professor, with your permission I wash my hands
* But I say ... because we have to get a book that weighs me in my moments of depression not use it?
* Definition of genius: it is strange stuff, I have a lot of women, always drunk. The great Bergman was married seven times. And Strimberg had three wives and has killed one by mistake.
* ( is doing shit in a question of mathematics ) I feel a bit 'silly

SMALL NUMBER OF JOKES Leaguers ( note to save his reputation, not the League )
* Why are Albanians do not have the national swimming? Why all those who could swim came from here
* How do you persuade Albania to climb a 100 stick? Just tell him that floats
* Discourse between a Communist and a Northern League. The Northern League: the watermelon is the fruit of the League, because outside is green. The communist, but see that the inside is red and watermelon is the most good. And the League: Yes, but inside, and if full of seeds.

Piero: Guys I have a fast line and I have combined a sickness I guess. I do not know makes a mess Executioner.
Brizzi: You have lit a firecracker in your PC?
Piero: We

Coradeschi: It 's a film of '78, have thrown back to the cinema recently remastered
Piero: You have died and 3.4 persons

Prof: Why did The Possibility to give women the vote so late in Switzerland?
Piero: Because They Are more serious

Brizzi: It 's not his fault we're late ...
Piero: Of course it is so useful that you could call his place a ficus plant

Stefania: Piero, but if you do not even know what a player!
Piero: Of course, the one that reads

Prof: So you still have not finished that coffee?
Brizzi: Ah ... so hard ... it was long
Piero: Eh, but she wanted to take the express was late

Prof: How concludes "The Wolf"?
Piero ( about 1 hour without saying anything sensible )
Teacher: Listen, then, you know?
Piero: Absolutely not. ( laughter) I mistakenly forgot

Prof: What Aristotle says about the substance?
Piero: What's in a room

Brizzi: Submit a current hot topic to start a discussion
Piero: Yesterday, I knocked up six girls and want to abort the third and fifth