Saturday, May 10, 2008

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April and May: Month of evil

- Feminist Fuck, who knows
take away the vote to women - we stop to say shit?
- ( a strange conversation with Professor Marzolla ) But you are pregnant?
- It's true, I "remember well" the choir
- But May has four days this year?
- Apparently his question triggers laughter as a pig
- ( after the victory of Berlusconi in elections ) From now are officially a citizen of Suomen
Republik - Stop talking about sex! And 'as if we were talking about boys always woodworking!
- ( after an hour of explanation of Locke ) But Locke is the lake? But look who was a Scot and was under the influence of alcohol
- Have you a little 'respect, turds of shit!
- Silence! I told you not to ... fuck you!
- Imagine a group called "Marietta Rossi! And now ... the Marietta Rossi!
- ( reading) ... had problems with sound, that is not "suomi"
- Do disgust. It is not a currant cake.
- ( refers to Arnaldo once dead wants his ashes scattered over the Gulf of Bothnia and boasts of this )
- ( back after 2 weeks of absence, without saying goodbye pronounces the first words ) What a bore! Yuck!
- Thirty-trinitrotoluene ...
- Once I went to church with her hair down and I shouted "crucify him" ...
- Have you continued to feed the fish the pigeons? You should have let them in, you suck, you deserve the government
- But what is this stuff, Uncle wolf!
- ( all worried and tense for the task ) So there is now responsible for the French! "
- ( sketch has a sudden and unprovoked, breaking a new pencil ) Both had paper
- In my opinion * ******* ( Professor ) transmit the disease because you do not hear a shit. ... See you shit.
- ( sings ) Voulez-vous Voulez-vous Voulez-vous pate, Voulez-vous pate, pate avec moi ... ( simulates the drums and sings in a growl ) Voulez-vous Voulez-vous ... oh that's cool do you know all the acronyms-edition metal TV? ( sings very bad ) Marseille soap ...
- ( without reason angry) ... I do not know if it was not to do could well do without, mouth ... I've just broken bales. ( pause) But that shit balls, pork Executioner, I am exhausted. Now what you write, Executioner world!


Prof: What is the Cartesian doubt?
Piero: Cartesian Doubt.

Prof: Why do you say that man So you think there?
Piero: I can not be thought to exist, there is just

Prof: Do not worry that the task will be fun!
Piero: Yes indeed I imagine them in the Muppets Latin

Prof: ... through photosynthesis
Piero: Oh that! Now make it in digital

Prof: The photosynthesis of plants is unique
Piero: Before his death he had tried Harry Potter

Teacher: Stop! Again, stop!
Piero: No stopping

Piero ( everyone is worried because of the coffee machine sometimes hurts ) is once one is dead too ...
Prof: you did it to him note the type of machine you're wrong?
Piero: Jeremy would have made him out, poor Jeremy ... but there's an alligator in the machine. (Pause for 2 minutes ) Jeremy played baseball too.

Prof: ( it comes to architecture ) It closes with four volutes
Piero: But I wanted?

Luck: ( to speak ill of a certain class / prof to ) I loved that it was out there
Piero: And I love her (with look smart )

Prof: Next year will be only graphics
Eva: Let's take the graph paper?
Piero: You can do that with Paint!

Prof: Do not hand over the tasks if this is the climate
Piero: Let's go to Antarctica, then I do not know!

Prof: ( Piero, describing the journey to Jerusalem he complained of some jobs left open and sometimes poor hygiene on the streets of the capital, Israeli ) But as Peter, but there is a war taking place!
Piero: And it goes well, a bit 'in short order!

Prof: He won the right in England
Piero: Yes, but won the next, you know they drive wrong

Stefania ( the Celtic cross is drawn on the blackboard ) Deborah, what you've drawn there!
Piero: So you suck, Italy shit, really do not know shit, that is Viking symbol, you do not understand anything, people like shit! Italian shit, make me angry, I hate you tuti!

Prof: Let's request to put the chamomile in the machines?
Piero: We send the request to fuck?

Prof: ( proposing ways to keep silence, seriously ) [...] ( much talk and debate with people of class )
Piero: I know that speeches are completely useless and impractical especially

Luck : Beautiful Notting Hill!
Piero: cool, those are movies, not that crap that you see (referring to / prof ) ... although I do not know what to watch.

Prof: I do not want to hear your cheers!
Piero: Make enough crap already.