The last bars of the school year 2007/2008 - But there was to be studied? If he calls me I do not know my name I know
- They are called slices because the crushing down with Kraft force (in German
Kraft means force )
- You have a blue pen? No? Have you thrown in the toilet? You make me sick, you're all fired
- The pigeons have a smell of shit, do not feel even the smell of pigeon
- Tonight I began to study physics as a broth
- (
the teacher is in a bad mood ) According I went to a blind date and found that he was a man
- I would call a pterodactyl instead of
****** - (
Brizzi writes in the diary notations that end up on this blog ) .. . But do not write everything I say, I can not be free to speak?
- (
He has just finished watching the diary of ****** ) But it's fucking sad, there is even a postcard without written anything
- But is not dead then! I was told that the teacher had died ******!
- Operators are always green bins
- (
the teacher who speaks with a threatening note ) What makes us a note? So "only"
- (
after a ridiculous event in class ) Riccardo hand me a case, no no that you're hurting me! Give me a pen!
- My middle name is Kevin
- (
women complain unfairly as usual immature males ) Okay I'm a child, you can go fuck yourself!
- (
the prof speaks Question ) Mado is decomposed as Materazzi!
- (
sings) How beautiful it is to the sources from [...] (
melody Carrà )
- (
sings ) Forty-four cats lined up with the rest of forty-six
- We give you Charles? I meant ... I meant Three Car ... oh heck!
- Do not say that Charles has joined, not to say that Charles has joined ... that came ... Tresoldi?
- (
opens the door) Hello, I'm the Biancofavaroncarloecapuzzo
- (
out for no reason) You know that there are already cherries? But I'm Italian?
- There's Charles, the 30? Carlo Capuzzo-
- Silence childish and immature females!
- (
sings) How beautiful it is to the sources from Trieste down. But the sources are fucking useless (
melody Carrà ).
- Luck me a bit 'you? I want to die, life sucks, I want to cut all the veins of the body, give me a 'you. (After drinking
) Thanks, you saved my life.
- (
the prof is going to tell his average ) We are about half past ten, less than one quarter.
- (
pissed off with the votes ) [...] the problem is that all readers should be fired on the spot. How can you do??
- (
the prof said the exercises in French ) Prof them said in Italian (the teacher refuses
). Who knows what I'm writing shit!
Prof: (
there is a pigeon in the window ) Silence! (
beats the chair )
Piero: So the scare!
Piero: I'd like to know who said 4!
Brizzi: 6 am indeed!
Piero: I'd like to know who said 29! (
pause) There's also the narrator dumb? What about when you do not understand a shit?
Prof: Who is Wednesday?
Catherine: That of the Addams Family!
Piero: Yes in fact today is Monday and there is no
Francesca: Music? (
sings) This is the story, and my name is barium
Peter: And I know 'Mario
Luck: Prof, he was talking!
Piero: Well in fact, I was silent until yesterday and today I learned sign language
Luck: But Richard was serious?
Piero: What do you want to be serious, ask me if Berlusconi is honest
Coradeschi: Berlusconi is honest?
Piero: Yes Richard, he was always honest Communists are those of shit that between a child and the other accused him
Piero: It's cold to come to school in flip-flops?
Luck: If you come to school in flip-flops I'll shoot you in the toes
Piero: No, but in fact I hate flip-flops, they hurt too (
enter the prof) ... and in fact I was hoping that if you put and he dies early, I hate it.
Piero (
there is silence, and any adjustment would be unjustified ) I hope he dies every time I see
Luck: Who?
Piero: Lei
Prof: You know that I have not prepared the task?
Piero: Well we hope to die tonight
Prof: Shut up!
Piero: Well, in fact, immature, silence! Have you silence immature males (females reported
) that is responsible for physics! You're like the pears in August, immature!
Prof: We only need a year to give an assessment
Piero: We separate the immature males
Laura: I did two years in five minutes because of confusion
Prof: Well in fact, there is confusion!
Piero: Yes indeed, there are immature males, you know
Prof: [...] the lack of autonomy in basic exercises such as I justify?
Piero: With fiscal federalism?
Coradeschi: (
sad time ) Piero let it be that I have a tummy ache!
Piero: Fuck you and your belly ache, I hope you are pregnant!
Piero: If instead of that shit of notes follow the book, that bitch, look at "twenty-one euro and seventy (
is the price of the book )
Luck: But my one euro costs less!
Piero: Yes, but yours is the book of saws. Look at me I could stay out instead come to see you writing crap, holy God.
Prof: So we got?
Piero: No, we got a saw to a aczzo! I sclero before the end of the year kill someone.
Francesca: We had arrived at Charles X
Piero: What the fuck you say Charles X? Charles X, a saw! Who is Charles X? Viaggioni that you do?
Prof: So consider Charles X
Piero: Consider that you shit ...
Prof: Enlightenment and pre-Romanticism are two sides of same coin
Piero: You can design
Prof: [...] [...] has remained in common parlance
Luck: I make the forty-eight.
Piero: Dead speaking?
Coradeschi: They laugh at me!
Piero: Of course, you're lucky that we otherwise would have died a free country!
Prof: "Though" with his tongue between his teeth
Piero: Tatatata!
Prof: Another novelist is ...
Piero: Radiator ... Arctic Monkeys
Prof: Gabriel Garcia Marquez is one of the Most successful writers spanish [...]
Piero: Think you have set as the others!
Prof: I pretend not to hear (the
****** had spoken ill of the teacher German)
Piero: Fortunately that has not heard her speak ill of the math (not the teacher
feels, but then listen ). Luckily that did not heard to speak ill of mathematics, the other section.
Teacher: Please! Anziutti Piero (
is the appeal )
Piero: Free.
Prof: Are you reliable?
Piero: Sure! Entrust myself to my own life!
Prof: Do not take a heavy book!
Piero: Yes, I take a notebook instead of asbestos
Richard: But prof, correct them all?
Prof: No, I take a sample
Piero: Piano, here there is only one sample
Alice: Strange that in this class no one ever wins a scholarship
Piero: Of course, you have all the folder!
Prof: I give up licenses
Piero: Tail?
Prof: (
dictated 30 exercises for the summer) And finally ...
Piero: All other
FC GOTEBORG 
HJC HELSINKI 
